1. Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up.
Dragging a sock over it helps.
2. If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
3. When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
4. Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
5. When you have something important to say, try to say it in the dead of night when you're *sure* everyone's sleeping. There's no better way to get the attention you
6. When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
7. Life is hard, and then you nap.
8. Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
9. When in doubt, cop an attitude.
10. Variety is the spice of life.
One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
11.Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
12. Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
13. Always give generously a bird or rodent, left on the bed tells them,
"I care".
12 comments:
Only a cat can get away with these 13 truths!
Those are some very good rules! I am currently gathering up many socks so I am prepared for rule #1.
Oh yes. Very good rules. When Annie "uses" the sink, she covers it with anything laying on the lavatory counter.
A houseboat with a cage on it? How funny! It sure served it's purpose though with that many 4 legged and 2 leggeds!!!
Luf, Us
Those are such great rules to live by! I haven't tried the sock one, I'm going to have to work on that!
Kaze
Oh! LOL Those are too funny! Sounds like my 3 wrote them! Thanks for the giggle! D :)
Meowing for food, got that one. Sleeping in the sun, the two cats today hung out be the front door just waiting for my son to open the inside door so they could bask in the sun. Silly cats, it was raining.
Love your cat lists.
Hi Gattina,
I love this post. This is so true, as if my cat co wrote it with you.
I like your list very much. All those rules are very true.
We love these rules; but especially number 4 - napping in the sun is the most wonderful thing!
Purrrrrs, China Cat & Willow
Those are great rules! I must remember the sock trick!
Tara
Those are great rules! Although I never miss the litterbox, so I don't have to worry about #1, and I'm only allowed outside under supervision, so #13 doesn't apply either. All the rest are terrific! Thanks for sharing. :)
*LOL* Freyja & Bastet will agree with this list. Perhaps I should print it and read it to them. :-)
Happy TT!
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