13 WISDOMS ABOUT CATS

1. Cats never get bored they have always something to do, cleaning themselves or having a nap

2. A red fish is a companion to many people and has the advantage not to scratch at the curtains and chairs

3. You don't own a cat, the cat owns you

4. A cat is a heart in a furr coat (Brigitte Bardot)

5. Certain humans are like cats in a litter box, they do everything to hide the dirty things they have done.

6. During a fire I would rather safe a cat then a Rembrandt (Alberto Giacometti)

7. If a dog jumps on your bed he wants company, if the cat jumps on your bed, she wants the bed.

8. You have to keep one eye on your cookware and the other on your cat (spanish proverb)

9. There are two things in life to avoid worries, music and cats (Albert

10. Who owns a cat is not afraid of loneliness

11. Everybody who has lived with a cat, knows that she has an unlimited understanding for a human brain

12. If a black cat brings misfortune it depends if you are human or a mouse

13.The best model for a cat is a cat, and if possible the cat herself

13 FEATURES OF CAT LOVERS

My cats found out that when all these 13 points fit on you, then you are a real cat lover !

1. You put off making the bed until the cat gets up

2. Your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television

3. You microwave your cat's food. Prepare it from scratch.

4. You climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat

5. At the store, you pick up the catfood and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself

6. You cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays

7. Your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelette made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout

8. You have pictures of your cat in your wallet and you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children.

9. When people call to talk to you on the phone, you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well

10. You accept dates only with those who have a cat. You eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?

11. When someone new comes to your house, you introduce your cat, by name to them

12. You keep old, empty pizza boxes on the counter instead of throwing them away, because the cat likes to sleep in it

13. You frequently leave your dresser drawer open when you leave for the day, because the cat jumped into one of them and is asleep in one of the drawers

A LIMERICK FOR ARTHUR !

Arthur was honored by Karen Jo who wrote a limerick for him. He got so emotional that he fainted !

Arthur likes to patrol his neighborhood.
He is always looking for something good --
A door left ajar,
Or a nice clean car.
Arthur makes tracks through the neighborhood.

ARTHURS THURSDAY 13

13 Things Arthur has listed today, to proof that cats are better than kids because they:


1. Eat less

2. Don't ask for money all the time

3 Are easier to train (sometimes)

4. Normally come when called

5. Never ask to drive the car

6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends

7. Don't smoke or drink

8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions

9. Don't want to wear your clothes

10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

12. They keep you warm and purr

13. They always agee with you

13 CAT RULES

1. Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up.
Dragging a sock over it helps.

2. If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.

3. When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.

4. Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.

5. When you have something important to say, try to say it in the dead of night when you're *sure* everyone's sleeping. There's no better way to get the attention you

6. When in trouble, just purr and look cute.

7. Life is hard, and then you nap.

8. Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

9. When in doubt, cop an attitude.

10. Variety is the spice of life.
One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.

11.Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.

12. Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.

13. Always give generously a bird or rodent, left on the bed tells them,
"I care".