CAT THURSDAY THIRTEEN
If you really love your cat(s) then :
1. You select your friends based on how well your cats like them
2. Your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress
3. You buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month
4. You scoop out the litter box after each use.
5. Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand.
6. You think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter.
7. You admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have.
8. You sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move.
9. You kiss your cat on the lips
10.You feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork
11. Your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat
12. Your cat sleep on your head and you like it
13. You watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote