His Most Noble Lord Arthur the Saturnine of Buzzing St Helens
But he still sleeps in my wardrobe and apparently hasn't even washed his back. Probably he is waiting for his personal Buttler.
Empress Pookie the Foamy of Peevish St Victor
Her Eminence the Very Viscountess Lisa the Sheepish of Similar Ealand
Viscountess Kim the Philomath of Bampton Underhoop