ARE WOMEN LIKE CATS ?

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Men think that a woman is like a cat because when he says something to her she suddenly turns around and hisses. And he didn't say anything special. (that's what he thinks)

When he makes her a compliment such as "you put on some weight, that suits you well" she would turn around and scratch.

When he again for the 100000000 times talks about his political opinion (and always the same) she would leave the room.

When he made an effort and invites her to a restaurant so that she doesn't have to cook, she would leave everything on her plate. He forgot to mention that it was a kind of McDo the hamburger looked suspicious and the chips swam in fat. (but it was cheap)

When he sleeps peacefully like a baby and she suddenly hits and pushs him and afterwards left the bedroom to sleep on the couch in the living room . He forgot to mention that he snored like a wood saw and even cats and dogs left the room (if there were any)

after an agitated night, what's left from the trees around

When he coughs and snezzes and sprays around like a grass sprayer she would flee from him he forgot to mention that he had catched a cold.

and so on .......

But on the other hand

Men think that a woman is like a cat because if she wants something she would slither around him and tell him softly what she wants (in a cute miauwing voice)

When she looks at a beautifull diamond ring and says that it would be a nice Christmas gift leaning against him and almost purrs

When she cleans her face (with a make up remover or water, but not with her hands/paws)

When she suddenly decided to sit on his knees (a cat would jump, that's the only difference)

When she is coiled up in the bed

When she runs because it's raining (she does not want to wet her hair, the cat her furr)

and so on............

But there are also women who are NOT slithering around a man and tell him softly what she wants (in a cute miauwing voice) If she wants something she buys it herself. That's like the stray cats they take what they want.

When she sees a beautifull diamond ring she doesn't think about Christmas, she goes in the shop. (A cat would catch a mouse or a bird )

She won't turn around for hours and admire herself in a mirror. She is what she is. Stray cat's sometimes forget to wash.

She doesn't care about rain, hairs will dry anyway. The stray cat thinks that too.

Conclusion :

WOMEN ARE LIKE CATS

the once who are depending on men, like our dear spoiled house cats

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the once who are independant and do everything themselves, like our stray cats

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But why the word "stray cats" sounds so bad ?

For that the french speaking people have more luck : the word "stray cat" simply doesn't exist.

They say "chat sauvage" which means wild cat and that sounds much better